Maybe, but I rarely joke about bacon.



William Tell Momisms

aka – the Mom Song

That’s Just Wrong

Utah woman accused of using a pound of bacon to start a fire in her ex-boyfriend’s house will stand trial on arson charges.

If it is true, she should spend a long time in jail !!!

I mean arson is bad but burning BACON; I hope she gets hard time for that heinous act.

Friday Funny





That’s A New One

(CNN) — It’s probably one of the more unusual incidents air traffic investigators have looked into, but the good news is that when a pilot’s prosthetic arm fell off during landing, no one got hurt.

The 46-year-old pilot lost control in dark and windy conditions while bringing a Flybe airline turboprop plane with 47 passengers into Belfast City Airport in Northern Ireland.

A report released Thursday by Britain’s Air Accident Investigation Branch said the unnamed pilot’s false limb became detached as he performed a “flare manoeuver” in which the nose of the plane is raised.

I’ve heard of pilots loosing their head during a landing but this is a first for me.
I will also note the report doesn’t say anything about what the passengers or crew might have lost either – probably a good thing though.

I’ll Take Cash, Please.

DFW AIRPORT — The Transportation Security Administration will pay $15,000 to those who can come up with a way to make security lines move more efficiently.

It quietly posted an advertisement online hoping someone somewhere has an idea it can incorporate at airports nationwide.



Pay me before you do so though.

Getting Older

For some reason, I can really relate to this