4 Sep
Spineless Homeowner Eliminating Extraneous Physicality (S.H.E.E.P.) Act
Folks, I agree with Sparky that there is too much violence, especially in property crimes.
Saying “No”, barring entry into a house, or using non-firearm violence is resisting criminals, right?
It is only a matter of degrees of violence between saying “no” and shooting a criminal, I think it is incumbent on those who do not want to resist criminals to do their part to reduce violence.
So I propose that we implement a new law — named in honor of MikeB30200; The Spineless Homeowner Eliminating Extraneous Physicality (S.H.E.E.P.) Act
if his intentions were not to rape and murder but just to steal the microwave and slip back out the door?
The provisions are designed to reduce violence, damage to property, risk to the criminal thugs and allow the spineless homeowners who want to enable criminals to live their principles.
It is here by decreed that those who believe “it’s not worth anyone getting hurt over property” should:
- Place a large (minimum 3′ x 4′) sign on their property expressing their beliefs.
Such phrases as “Gun Free Environment” or “It’s not worth dying over property” or “Just give them what they want”
A.) A pictograph of a Sheep can be used in place of text.
B.) For those who are unwilling to let criminals run rampant, alternate signage can (but is not required) displayed. Recommended wording “Don’t, Own Gun” or a pictograph of a DOG can be used. - Identify and properly mark at least one (1) entry way that will remain unlocked at all times.
Entry way must be large enough that most property can be easily transported through it.
A.) A Fine of not less then $1,000 will be accessed if there is not at least one (1) unlocked entry way available. - Please in an easily accessible location an up to date inventory of the contents of your domicile.
Inventory must be updated within 24 to 48 hours of change — a $500 fine if not updated.
A.) Pictures are not required by recommended
B.) Sizes and condition on all property is required to be included on the inventory
- List days of the week and the times you’ll be available to assist criminals carrying large or heavy items out of your house. (Can’t have the criminals pulling a muscle stealing your stuff).
A.) A fine of not less than $500 will be accessed if the criminal complains you failed to help in the theft of your property. - All jewelry shall be required to be prominently displayed with values and sizes noted.
A.) A fine of not less then $1,000 shall be accessed if a piece of jewelry is found to be an imitation or of lesser value then noted.
(Side note — there will be a grace period of 90 days on this provision, for those males who need to replace fake jewelry or come clean to their significant others. - No resistance is to be given regardless of the demands of the criminal unless said demands are of a lethal nature.
A.) A fine of not less then $50,000 or a sentence of 36 months in jail will be accessed for any participate S.H.E.E.P. who resists any demands of a criminal.
Edited to add - Participating S.H.E.E.P. will also be unable to avail themselves of the legal and/or emergency response system. Since calling 911 for law enforcement assistance is simply employing force by proxy, there will be up to a $10,000 fine per call to 911.
A.) Also since the homeowner does not believe property is worth someone being hurt over, no charges will be filed by the District Attorney against the criminal. After all, going to jail would definitely harm the criminal. - Participating S.H.E.E.P. will also be subjected to additional penalties if they call any professional exterminators, pest control, or animal control for infestations or any animal simply acting in accordance with nature.
I’m tired of people like MikeB302000 advocating we live our lives at the whims of criminals and criminal enablers like themselves without, and that is the big issue, without living their values.
Here is an opportunity for those people to show the world if they truly will live their values or if they nothing but the hypocrites we believe them to be.
Please join the discussion by adding your own provisions.

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