Troll of the Day — Repeat Winner

Sparky’s at it again.

If there was ever any doubt that MikeB302000 is anything but a troll these comments over at Sebastian’s Snowflakes In Hell removes it.

On the post — Should Kids Be Allowed to Shoot

It’s child abuse, in the same sense as any bad habit that a parent either intentionally or unintentionally passes on to their children.

And on A Solution to the U.K. Crime Problem

That’s the point and that’s why all the claims about incredibly low crime rates among CC guys are bogus.

Get that — most of us Concealed Carry guys are just criminals that haven’t been caught because the local, state and federal government can not keep track of crime statistics involving state issued licenses.

Folks, Texas has been tracking conviction rates of Concealed Handgun License holders from the very beginning. At no point — even when the license process was new and many people didn’t know where they could or could not carry — has the conviction rate ever exceeded 0.5%

There are people out there who want to debate the issue in a serious manner — then there is Mikeb302000.

Not A Defensive Gun Use…..

but it works — BA Wa Wa Wa.

The robbery unfolded Wednesday when three armed men forced their way into a home occupied by a couple and a 2-year-old girl.

The men demanded money, ordered the victims to the floor and began searching the home.

Officer James Holmes, a police spokesman, says a fourth armed suspect suddenly entered the house and was shot by one of the other robbers.

All four bandits fled the home, dropping stolen items as they went. The wounded suspect was dropped off at a hospital. Holmes says his wound is not life-threatening.

I’m truly HA, HA, HA  sorry he he he that some one was hurt <chuckle> but what an appropriate ending to the story.

(H/T to Bill S. via email)

Going to let others go with the Snark….

….. I’m just going to report the story (mostly).

A US woman has been accused of stabbing her husband with scissors because she was unhappy with his performance in bed.

Guess we can add Scissors to the list of things that are bad news for men or at least bad news for men who don’t satisfy their ladies.

The man told police Ms Thomas became angry with him after a sex session left her unsatisfied.

He said Ms Thomas grabbed a pair of scissors and began slashing him, according to court papers.

The court affidavit states police found the man with superficial cuts to his chest, thumb and knee.

While his injuries are not severe, does anyone want to claim that scissors aren’t deadly weapons?

You antis will remember that the 9/11 attackers used box cutters in their attacks, right?
See the item isn’t the problem, it is the intent. We could be like United Kingdom and try to control knives and box cutters and scissors — or we could treat people like adults and arrested them when they attack people.

Ms Thomas alleges her partner was drunk, threw her onto the bed and began choking her.

But police found no injuries on Ms Thomas, according to the affidavit.

I think this shows that the police can easily determine a true Defensive Scissor Use from an fake, excuse for an attack.

Now, Antis — please tell me what reasonable laws would stop this type of attack?
What Scissor Control law could protect this poor husband?

Please join the discussion.

Cellphones and Knives

are bad for men.

Seems a Wiccan out in Albuquerque, N.M tried to get away with murder using the old “self defense”.

She then claimed he had tried to rape her and that she stabbed him three times in self-defense, police said.

Of course there were a few flaws with her plan and the sharp eyed police were able to find a couple of holes in her story.
One, she had put his number in her cellphone under the nickname “sacrifice.” Two, she stabbed him 11 to 13 times, not three, police said. And three, the attack took place very near a popular hiking and jogging trail and nobody heard or saw the assault she alleges took place.
I have to wonder if she really expected to get away with that malarkey.

So, guys be careful out there until we can force society to accept draconian knife control.
I’m not sure what we can do about Cellphones — Maybe random inspections by street cops?

We don’t have to worry too much about people planning murders over cell phones because we know the government is monitoring all the calls, right?

Please join the Discussion.

From the Fire to the Frying Pan

Alternate Title — Another story of Dumb Criminals

Garfield Heights police say the chase started in that suburb early Monday over a traffic violation and reached speeds of 90 mph.

Anyone want to bet there are reasons other then traffic tickets the criminal didn’t want to stop? Anyone ?

Police say that after a race through several communities, the driver and a passenger bolted from the car and headed for a fence.

Apparently they forget the first rule of real estate — Location, Location, Location.

They apparently did not realize it was on the outside the state women’s prison in Cleveland.

They were arrested along with two other passengers who also tried to flee.

Wonder how long it took the cops to book the 4 suspects into jail?

I’m betting a considerable amount of time — having to tell the story, stop laughing all over again and then proceed to the next step and repeat probably slowed down the process, eh?

Kentucky Animal Cruelty statutes

Okay, Since I seem to be having to repeat myself in the comments I might as well get a post out of this.

Back in the post titled -More examples of “who are you going to call” – I cited a “gamefowl” (trying to limit the pron searches) fighting ring that was exposed by the Humane Society and the incredible fact that a Kentucky State Police Officer and a local constable were filmed watching the fights.

Since then, I’ve raised the dander of several people trying to convince me I don’t know how to read.

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Troll of the Day — Once again

There is no accounting for the various inane beliefs that people have; astrology, pyramid power, etc.

But MikeB302000 apparently believes that gun owners have not just Extra Sensory Perception — but EXTRAORDINARY Sensory Powers.

Just as an aside -  I do notice something in MikeB302000 post that leads me to believe that he is intelligent and has a modicum of common sense

In my opinion there’s too much emphasis on the stand-your-ground defending-what’s-mine mentality and too little emphasis on the value of life, even the criminal’s.

Notice that he isn’t going into the high crime areas, notice that he isn’t going to the gang’s turf or the drug cartel’s homes and preaching that they don’t respect the value of life of their victims.

In a post at his site - he references this story from New Mexico courtesy of the Armed Citizen.

Charges are pending against a man who was shot in the chest by a Jarales resident while allegedly trying to break in.

Valencia County Sheriff’s Deputy Chris Trujillo said the shooting occurred shortly after midnight on New Years Day at a house on Mill Road.

According to the deputy, the homeowner, whose name has not been released, heard someone trying to break into his home and called 911. When the suspect entered the house, the homeowner shot him once in the chest, Trujillo said.

To you and I it might seem as if the innocent home owner heard a noise, armed himself and went to investigate.

MikeB302000 sees a different world then you or I. He sees a world where gun owners have Extraordinary powers and abilities.

My contention is that many of these so-called DGUs are nothing of the kind. In this story, for example, it sounds like the homeowner laid in wait for the burglar. I pictured a spider quietly awaiting his prey. In my opinion there’s too much emphasis on the stand-your-ground defending-what’s-mine mentality and too little emphasis on the value of life, even the criminal’s.

Now, I’m wondering how the homeowner knew to wait for the prey?

Apparently, the home owner must have influenced the mind of the criminal in order to make him drive/walk to this particular home.

Apparently, the home owner must have influenced the criminal to actually want to commit a the crime of trespass, of breaking and entering.

Not only does the homeowner have such power to influence the criminal but to do it at such a time where the homeowner knows, not just thinks but knows to be ready — remember MikeB302000 –who can’t tell the difference between truth and falsity –thinks of the laid in waiting for the criminal.

Now let’s take a rational look at this.

What is more likely:

A.) The homeowner is a predator who laid in wait for a hapless criminal

or

B.) The homeowner is a prepared person who has no Extra Sensory Perception and therefore could not tell if the criminal in his home UNINVITED and UNANNOUNCED was there “simply” to rob him or to murder him in his sleep.

For this incredible display of blaming the victim – MikeB302000 wins yet another Troll of the Day Award.